I leave the number and a short
message on every green Volvo
Is anything wrong?
I miss you.
The phone rings constantly.
One says, Are you bald?
Another, How tall are you in
your stocking feet?
Most just reply, Nothing’s wrong.
I miss you, too.
HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books
My brain likes this like this.
This is almost too good.
I gotta go, I have some reading to do.
This is really neat as a rough estimate of what to read versus time it’ll take you, but I will say it’s an inaccurate/overly simple metric. Word count + reading speed doesn’t take into account density or subject matter. Wollstonecraft, for instance, takes me a lot longer to read than any dan brown novel. Because every single word of hers is chosen and important, whereas roughly half of Brown’s words are worthless - by design, mind you. I don’t mean that as an insult. Thrillers are meant to thrill, and to do so they need to be fast-paced.
My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart
People still say no bueno? :/
Pretty sure Spanish people still speak spanish
but the real question is has nemo found himself
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay