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Anónimo asked:
why do people fuck with their socks on like what

higgityjiggityjoo:

To keep their feet warm, of course


Anónimo asked:
haha I left my laptop open (on your porn blog) bcoz my mom called me to say bye to my sister, I came to see my mom looking at me laptop....I thought I was going to get grounded or somat, but instead she said to me "so this is what you do all day", I feel odd now...=/

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

Oh my gosh. haha


Anónimo asked:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material



rebekahwayne95:

Smartest. Goon. Ever.

(Fuente: positivelycrippled)

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Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Fuente: humorbaby)

booknerdjenny:

i feel like ‘classics’ are the type of books you either love or hate 

If you buy me a book, there is a 98% chance that I will fall in love with you.


(Fuente: bobsdylan)